Jokes

Some silly things I’ve thought of. Don’t expect much.

1. There was a problem at the bakery. Everything’s gone a rye.
2. RF burns are a lot worse than regular electrical burns. They megahurtz.
3. What do you call a jack rabbit’s sister? Jill rabbit.
4. Do you know what’s really unhinged? Pocket doors.
5. The grass is always greener because that’s where we put the septic system.
6. English is to hard so I program instead.
7. What is it called when you are tricked by very tall grass? Bamboozled.
8. Did you see how close the juggling finals were? For a while there it was a real toss up.
9. What did Congress do when they didn’t like the sticker law? They repealed it.
10. There was an accident at the morgue. It was a grave mistake.
11. Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
12. What do they call people that sail the salad sea? Crewtons.
13. How did they transmit documents between the years 27 BC and 180 AD? Fax Romana.
14. “That’s not a fire hazard. That’s a fire opportunity!”
15. What clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.